Fun stuff

I didn’t come up with any of this stuff, it’s just for fun. There might be quotes, jokes or whatever, but as I say I didn’t come up with them so don’t come screaming if they’re really bad. If you find them offensive, you could always ask for me to take them off, I probably won’t, and if I don’t, it’s your problem. Anyway enjoy. I’ll be adding to these over time.

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Monster Valentine
Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine’s?

Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.

Boy Monster: Is it still beating?

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Blonde Birdwatcher
A blonde and her father are walking down a street when the father says, ”Look, a dead bird.”

And the blonde looks up and says, ”Where?”

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Blonde in a boat
There was a blonde driving down the road one day. She glanced to her right and noticed another blonde sitting in a nearby field, rowing a boat with no water in sight.

The blonde angrily pulled her car over and yelled at the rowing blonde, “What do you think you’re doing? It’s things like this that give us blondes a bad name. If I could swim, I’d come out there and kick your butt!”

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Yo mama joke
Yo mama is so stupid she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W’s.

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Quotes
Every fight is a food fight when you’re a cannibal.
– Demetri Martin

I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades…or a game of fake heart attack.
– Demetri Martin

Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.
– Alan Minter, Boxer

You guys line up alphabetically by height.
– Bill Peterson, Florida State football coach.

The internet is a great way to get on the net.
– Bob Dole, Republican presidential candidate.